Friday, May 22, 2009

Honor Amongst Thieves


So then. Epic Achievement. Nope, didn't get an Ulduar trinket (though last night I did pick up the rather gorgeous Vest of the Glowing Crescent) I cheated. Well, that's possibly the wrong word, but it did feel a tad sneaky. Let me explain why.

M picked up a lot of WG honor a while back, when she didn't have a decent hat and decided to grind for the WG Marks one. Yesterday I took P out for some PvP action, and to spend the 72300 HP I had before I hit the 75000 ceiling. I bought myself a Medallion of the Alliance and then started looking about for other possible upgrades... and then realised that the Battlemasters trinkets have an i213 level (hooray for addons that tell me this :D) So, I logged M, checked whether she had enough honor, and went and bought a Battlemaster's Bravery. I equipped it in both trinket slots and... DING!

Then I sold it back and got an honor refund ^^

M has no real intention of doing PvP seriously but P does. It does mean that Epic is doable on any of my alts with a bit of effort.

However, it really does feel like cheating.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Money Money Money

Making Money by Doing Not a Lot

No 1 in an Occasional Series of Several

Making money in Azeroth, like any other virtual environment, is never as easy as everyone else makes it sound. Clearly it matters, or else there'd be no Goldsellers, no 'Earn 25,000 gold in 2 days' adverts cluttering up other people's blogs, and no need to hack anyone else's account. You need a certain amount of gold to repair, to travel, to raid, to train... but Blizzard knows this. They give you monetary incentives from questing, from bosses, they give you dailies which also reward you with reputation (and more ways to spend your money...) You can survive on this level indefinitely. However, most people don't want to. They NEED to consume.

Whether it's a mount, or the mats for a crafted item, or a rare BoE drop, we all have need at times to make money. So, by extension, we all have the need to grind. This is ultimately tedious, repetitive and can be very frustrating. This is of course the point where people give up and will bemoan 'oh I can't get X gold, it's just to difficult/boring/depressing/time consuming' and I would guess, in certain situations, where the goldsellers make their mark. Making money need not be that way, far from it. In fact you can make healthy amounts of money by doing very little. Take it from someone who does. So, in this first of what is likely to be several shoddily-produced guides, I will tell you how profit can be found, even by those of us who really can't be arsed.


Gordon is a Moron: greed, in this case, is bad...

STEP 1: Sell Low.

If, like my PvE server, the AH is the place to be, you would think you need to be pretty savvy to turn a consistent profit. You'd also think that some kind of fancy Auctioneer type addon will be a staple if you want to get your auctions to sell. Not so. Common sense and a little cheekiness is all you need.

I make a very good living from my Inscriber, as she levels to 450, selling the new Darkmoon Faire cards. My cards are NEVER the most expensive however, far from it. I will deliberately wait until someone else has the card I've made to sell and then undercut them, because given the choice between two items, it's unlikely anyone will buy the higher priced one. If I make a Nobles card (which are currently the huge sellers, most sell in excess of 1000g) I'll make sure I'm several hundred gold cheaper as well. The key to being a lazy moneymaker is understanding that greed is BAD. Anything that recoups the cost of your materials and gives you summat extra is a profit. If you can do it consistently, you will make money. If you are the only person selling a card, or an item, don't try and make a fast buck, because you will increasingly be disappointed, and people will more than likely undercut you in the process.


After levelling from 1-80 in a week, Chaz realised just how much lemonade he'd drunk...

STEP 2: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

Nothing on your travels in Azeroth should EVER go to waste. If you are out doing dailies the first thing you should do before you go anywhere is clear your bags. If you're questing leave all the junk you normally have with you back in the bank. Spend the time clearing your inventory and try and have one, maybe two slots completely empty, as the last thing you want to do is destroy anything while you are away from a vendor. EVERYTHING has a sale value, and often items you might not think would be valuable end up adding up to a decent sum. It really does help if you know what is used for professions as well: we all know Primals and Eternals are staples for crafting, but at the lower levels there are a lot of white items that can command decent prices by being part of a craft. Lazy profiteers know that a little bit of effort can reap sizable rewards.

Cloth is possibly the best way to make money by not really trying. It's a craft staple, it's essential for First Aid, and it's hardly difficult to find. On it's own it sells well on the AH: mageweave on my server especially is always in short supply and inevitably overpriced. As I've been levelling an alt it drops as a part of what I need to do anyway to progress, so once I had my First Aid skill covered it was lazy money in the bank. Of course, if at 80 you wanted to make lazy money this way it's hardly ideal to drag your behind back to the Old World, so you'd be better off stockpiling your Frostweave and AH-ing that. As a non-tailor my Druid can bring in a couple of stacks from the Dailies in Icecrown and Storm Peaks, plus those little nuggets of gold we know as Relics of Ulduar.

If your cloth prices are a bit depressing, there are alternatives to simple vendoring. Find a tailor (or in my case, have an alt with the skill) and send them all the cloth and have them convert it all into items that you can DE. This is proving very cost effective currently with silk and runecloth, meaning I am selling a good amount of mid-level dusts and shards. If you have a surfeit of Netherweave, the trick of turning them into bandages before vendoring them will still make you coin if the AH isn't accommodating. The last thing you should ever do is vend cloth. Cloth, like plastic bottles in the Real World, could be the key to a virtual fortune.


1977: The hair may have been dodgy, but the potential for future Quest Titles was already obvious...

STEP 3: Going back to my Roots.

If you never learnt a profession when you began your life, shame on you! However I know there are a lot of people who didn't, or conversely the skills they have they simply don't use to their advantage. It may be time to do a little bit of work now, but if you do I assure you there will be lots of loafing and chocolate biscuits when we're done.

By far the two most profitable skills you can possess are Mining and Herbalism. Skinning comes a close third. There is a veritable goldmine of cash out there waiting for you if you do these, but it takes a lot of time and effort to do so, plus you are often in competition with numerous people, at whatever hour of the day or night you find yourself online. So, I suggest you forget jostling with the 45 people strip farming Icecrown and go retro.

At some point on your server someone will be levelling, and if they are (and they're reading the speed levelling guides) they will need raw materials. The chances are they're going to be the alt of a richer main as well, so as long as we bear in mind point one above we're not going to go mad with our prices once we've gathered. Go check the AH and see what ISN'T there. Whatever it is, that's probably a good bet for mining and herbing. Spend an hour in a lowbie zone, go pick up a stack or two of summat, stick it on the AH and hope for the best. Remember while you're there to kill mobs and loot everything. As a miner there are loads of caves in Azeroth you could spend time in where mobs drop all sorts of useful low-level stuff. Mining and skinning in some places = goldmine, same with skinning and herbalism. The trick is to find your niche first, and not to over-exploit it.

If you DON'T have a gathering profession, and you really don't use the profession/s you learnt and then left half-finished, you could do a lot worse than level a gathering skill to 450. This however could be classed as actual grinding. It may be time for a bit of stark reality...


There is a moment where loafing is not enough. Pass me that Chainsaw, Gandalf...

STEP 4: If All Else Fails...

There are moments when there is really nothing else for it. You have a couple of hours and the mental ability to farm, but you have no idea what to do or where. The farming spots your Guildies tell you about are crowded. You can't be arsed with running around trying to find a decent spot when you know at any point someone may come along and set up camp next to you.

So, go to an Instance.

Every Blizzard instance has something unique about it that can make you easy money. If you're a Skinner for instance, Uldaman and Shadowfang Keep are a very decent way at from 60-80 to pull in cash with Skinning. Maraudon offers mining and herbalism opportunities, or if you're feeling brave you could try running the Underbog or the Dark Portal (just don't aggro that bloke by the portal, ok?) Herbalism is pretty good in the Slave Pens... All instances have greens, cloth and the possibility of BoE blues. Of course if you're an Enchanter you can also DE all the Boss drops. It just needs a little bit of thought and you could still be pulling in some decent coin in an area you have all to yourself. No fighting people for kills, no mob tagging, just you and loads of lovely golds. Plus when you're done, out you go, reset the Instance, and off you go again. I hope you remembered to empty your bags before you came...

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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

[PTR] More, More, More!

Flush with the success of yesterday, I'm back to the Argent Tournament, to see what they've fixed and what's still borked. As it transpires, a lot has been addressed in the latest PTR build.

Clear, concise and to the point on the Feeback front.

I've seen the feedback forms on earlier PTR's and this is miles better. Of particular interest is the 'Suggestion' box which gives the definite impression Blizz is listening. This cannot be a bad thing. They've fixed the borked quest I couldn't do last time (The Stories Dead Men Tell) for starters, which I was able to progress with. When I found another quest inside the starting area with objectives to track, that rather handily popped up on my screen as well. I don't remember that happening when you picked up a quest before, only when you picked up an item associated with it or completed a step. They've even taken it further:


See the little purple crystal icon that's appeared next to the Quest Text in the first screenie? I thought it was a bug but it's actually the quest item icon. Clicking on it brings up the Seer's Crystal quest item dialogue. You need to have both items for the quest text to highlight as completed.

I've never used any kind of Quest Helper before so I have no idea whether this is standard if you have such an addon, but the developments here make sound logical sense. I am going to forgo the new content altogether as the next stage and try some low level questing on M to see if this has been implemented throughout the game.

Now I have to find a squire about some unexplained disappearances...

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Weekend Update

  • Half Term is over. We survived, not totally unscathed but fairly ok. Parents kindly took the kids on Saturday lunchtime, so there was some faffing. Who am I kidding, there was LOADS of faffing...
  • 25 Man progress continues unabated. Two and three-quarter wings are now conquered. Last night we one-shotted Grobbulus (impressively it must be said) and 2-shotted Gluth. We will ignore the loot-drama ahead of a very good night's progress and a lot of laughter on TS. M walked away with 2 upgrades. All in all, decent night.
  • Even more decent was the one-night clearance of Naxx 10. Despite the fact all I got to show for that was two greens and some spider silk, it is a significant step that we can now knock off the 10 man in an evening. I am guessing this post had a lot to do with it.
  • PTR hysteria continues unabated. Despite having zero raiding stuffs on both M and P, both got coped as soon as I could actually access the PTR page. By then the wait time to copy was 14 days. Cuttently it's up to 25 days... I'd like to go see how the Dual Specs stuffs works more than anything else...
  • I did a shedload of herb and eternal/crystallized farming. It seems the best bet is Wintergrasp between battles, doing a circuit around the edge of the Zone. This gives decent returns for ore as well (especially Titanium) I've got stock now for a couple of week's cloth manufacture. I am going to make Ebomweave Gloves on K the Tailor for levelling, and shard them to give to N the Enchanter for subsequent levelling. Selling them has proved problemmatic thus far. AH has gone into something of a freefall on all the Northrend stuffs. Old Skool items are where it's at, baby!
  • Talking of Old Skool, the new project is L38, and was speed pulled through SM and Uldaman. Too low for the final quest inside I need to gather all the subsidiary quests now and badger somene to drag me through again at 40. BS stands at 220 and is gonna need some work on the mining front, but I have nearly everything I need for the Weaponsmith quest. I would expect this week to see some major levellage on this front...

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Friday, February 13, 2009

Somebody's Watching Me...


- Do you know we're stuck on an iceberg?
- Nope: you hum it and we'll all join in ...

P gains the Achievement Critter Gitter.

All I need now is six more days of the Dalaran Cookery Daily and Hail to the Chef is crossed off the list. Next? Well as Winterspring Furries now give 20 rep a kill, it may be time to work towards They Love Me in that Tunnel. I only need two more candies for the Fool for Love. Don't ask. Just DON'T.

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Love Hurts

I am staggered by just how many people do not get how the Pledge Collection works. Is it really that hard to grasp?

Each City (IF, SW, Darn) requires you to collect 3 types of item (5 of each) to make their respective Gift Collection.

  • Pledges of Loyalty and Guards Cards are ONLY available from Guards (once you have the correct scent slapped on, and yes I've been using both to maximise my exposure)
  • Bread, Homebrew and Wood Carvings are ONLY available from NON-GUARD NPC's (which seems to be something a surprising number of people simply haven't grasped at all)
  • Once you have the 'Adored' buff it does not matter how many times you declare your undying affection to anyone who's listening, you will NOT get the chance for another Gift of Adoration. No really, stop asking in Trade guys, it's not any different from any other 1hr World Event buff.... /sigh
Really, is it that hard to grasp?

[EDIT: Despite what I've read on several posts, you'll also need to be INSIDE Naxx for your Love Fool /pity to register. Let's hope I can be in WG regardless of who controls it...]

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Spend, Spend, Spend

So, thanks to that lovely Pally over at Banana Shoulders it seems that I should be considering doing summat useful with the Elbows of Heroism currently stacking up in P and M's Currency window. As there's a new level of Elbow (extra pointy?) available once you start raiding in Ulduar (blue post here) it seems logical to focus on the 25 man raiding tokens and use my other stuffs for PvP Gears (dumbass here didn't realise you could use badges for gear until yesterday, boy am I ever behind the curve) So, some actual research may be needed.

For now I'm dreading logging on and the inevitable assult on my senses that will result from That Valentine's Event...

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Friday, February 06, 2009

Ch-ch-ch-changes.

Consumable ammunition has been removed from the game. Arrows and bullets no longer stack, but are not consumed. Ranged attack speed bonus gained from quivers and ammo bags will be preserved in a different capacity.

Oh, my.

The consequences of this, frankly, make my mind boggle this early in the morning. The extra bag slot. Engineering shot rendered obsolete. No more 'oh sh*t I only have 600 arrow/bullets left, I'll just HS, brb' moments. One of my best-selling AH items effectively extinct, overnight.

I haven't bothered looking at any of the other changes yet. I'm still staring at this one, slack-jawed, wondering how I'm going to cope after four years of bullets and arrows with just one item in my ammo slot...

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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

!!!

Phear the power of the Blogger Post!

First Run of the Day, VH. Trinket drops, and a Guildie passes for me.

\o/

I love my Guild :D

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The Holy Grail


Ever since M the Boomkin hit 80, this has been on my Wants List. Last night was the twenty-fifth time I entered the Violet Hold on Heroic Mode in an attempt to snag it. This item has the third-highest Hit rating in game currently, and without it I am below Cap. Well below.

This item refuses to drop.

I have seen it, twice now in groups I've been in, but in both those cases there was a caster in the group who I gave priority to, because M is an alt. That's how we do it in the Guild and to be honest as a result I shouldn't really be getting frustrated at all but... well, you know how it is, because everyone has at some point has a Holy Grail, that one item you know you HAVE to obtain or else...

Back in Vanilla WoW it was the T1 Chestpiece in MC from Golemagg. In the end, in the time I was there, the Giantstalker armour dropped once (no DKP) and only twice in the entire time the Raid Alliance I was in were involved. Before that it had been the chest from UBRS. This time around I've been very lucky with P (but I did make sure I bought the tier chest with Elbows of Heroism as soon as I could, just incase) coz... well I kinda like the fact that you can secure items without the Joy of Random to contend with.

What item counts as your Holy Grail?

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